This is perfect for any married couple. Look, it absorbs the smell of farts, what else do you need to keep your marriage alive? Nothing! I'd say 90% of failed marriages is due to the husband reeking up the bedroom. Sure, that is never put on the divorce decree, but deep down, you know it is true.
Since Mother's day is coming up, I think you need to buy the Better Marriage Blanket. It's the perfect gift for mom's nose!
Okay, I need to go eat some tacos...
4 comments:
I don't think I want to know how you found this one. Words fail me, so this will be a short comment :-).
"Makes a Great Gift for Anniversaries" ... yeeeeaaaah. I'd like to see the testimonials from the poor suckers who thought that was a good idea!
I feel like this could be a selling point for airlines if they handed these blankets out on planes. I know people who would pay extra for an odor-free flight.
Florinda: I heard about it on the radio. Today I saw it on a few other sites. I'm surprised I found it before them. :)
Dreamybee: Wait, it's not? Crap, there goes my 15th anniversary gift idea. :)
You're welcome. :)
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