- I was in the Midwest regional finals for the US Air Guitar Championship a couple of years ago.
- I tried to get in the Guinness Book of Worlds Records for longest continuous swinging on a swing set.
- I was in a movie with Charlie Sheen.
- I hit a deer on the way home from work once. I kept it and sold the meat for money for school.
- I met the members of Metallica a few years ago and told them to start playing better music.
- I was in a fight with the members of Metallica.
- I met John Cusack and sold him a stereo when I was working at Circuit City.
- I got Monetzuma's Revenge while on vacation in Mexico.
I hope I didn't make it too easy. And I hope some people actually guess!
I'll be sleeping all day, you kids be good. Don't tease each other too much. And remember, don't believe anything you read on the Internet today. Or, any day, really.