That's because I use Cheetos lip balm.
I'm not sure how this would taste as a lip balm. Would it taste okay for the first few minutes then eventually make you sick to your stomach?
Now, the Cinnabon lip balm is probably a different, more delicious story.
Through the wonder of the Internet I found a blog about different lip balms. I guess Chaptastic is the place to go for all your lip balm reviews.
I can't stop typing lip blam, instead of lip balm. Maybe I watched too many episodes of Batman as a kid.
Pow! Splat! Blammo!
That is all...
Cheeto lip balm image from here.