See, I'm already losing my my mind. Actually, I don't care too much about turning 41, though I am mildly disturbed by the commercials I've been hearing lately where some guy drops dead at 42 because he didn't get his heart checked. I know they want to scare us into doing it, but can they pick someone a little older? You know, to make me feel better.
So yes, I'm getting older. You should probably get off my lawn and turn down that loud music.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to send in an application to 60 minutes. Someone needs to replace Andy Rooney.