Anyway, there really is good news. I sold a story to Thaumatrope, the Twitter fiction magazine. Go check them out! I've been following them since Mary Robinette Kowal tweeted about it a long time ago so it's great to finally have something there.
If you look at their site you will see a lot of cool writers have had their Twitter fiction published at Thaumatrope. Anyway, it should be up on February 14th on their site, or you can follow them on Twitter and see it when it comes out live.
By the way, the story is Valentine's Day related. In an odd way...
Okay, time to get dinner ready for the kids.