But this doesn't sound good to me. No, I'd rather have fresh coffee, please. Thank you.
I imagine this is the kind of coffee you would drink along with the piece of cake from Charles and Diana's wedding you won in an auction. Or, maybe something older. Like a piece of cake celebrating our nation's independence? Either way, I'll pass.
I wonder if the other things in their vending service are antiques as well? I hear the 1985 vintage Twinkie is superb!