Hooray, I'm Rich!

I just opened open my e-mail to this awesome news:

I am Mr. Alexander A Flockhart Director of the
Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have a Secured business
suggestion for you of $30,000,000,00,Reply
back if interested

Isn't that great! Now I can quit my job and spend my whole day on the internet. It's like a dream come true!

Now, I just have to find out where this bank is. Oh, and how much money it really is since they left off a "0". It could be 30 million or 3 million. Hmmm. I may still need some kind of job on 3 million dollars. I'm too young to live off of that for the rest of my life. I'm not exactly sure what a "secured business suggestion" is either. Maybe he is just looking for an idea for a new product or something. I always have plenty of good product ideas, just ask my wife. Maybe she sent my name to this guy.

Now, even though I'm going to be rich, I don't plan on changing the blog. There won't be any bling decorating the site, but my bathroom at home will be made out of 24 karat gold.

Don't tell my wife. I'm going to surprise her for Mother's Day.