Number of times I've used the snowblower: 2
Number of times I've launched a newspaper buried in the snow: 2
Average distance paper has been launched: 5 feet
Number of papers still legible after launching: 2
So, I guess I have a new tag line for Toro. Toro: You can launch your newspaper with our snow blowers and still read them. Just make sure you aim for your front porch.
What do you think? Yeah, a little long. I'll work on it.
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