I need a laptop

Why? Well, right now I have about 30 minutes where I could write a post. I was going to write about "The Office" coming back tonight and why I like it. See what you are missing out on! I'm typing this on my iPod right now; I can't link to anything, or type a nice long post with it. Short posts are not my strong point, I believe I mentioned that before. So, anyone know how I can get a free laptop? That's not a scam? You know where to find me.