Setting: laundry room.
Me: "I need to go find out what shape my suit in for tomorrow."
Wife: "Can you see if you can find my gray cashmere sweater?"
Me: "I know gray and sweater, but I am not sure what cashmere is."
Wife: "It's soft and has a portrait collar."
Me: Trying to imagine some sweater she has with a picture of herself on it.
Wife: Realizing who she is talking to, laughs.
Me: Never found it.