Why Fox News is Awesome

This is why I love the Fox News channel. I look up at the TV to see the "Election Alert" tag on the bottom of the screen proclaim, "Clinton appears misty during campaign event". Then, after that, they show Edwards who, "responds to Clinton's show of emotion".

This is a joke, right? Did someone change the channel to The Onion TV? There is no way this is an actual news channel. Maybe I am dreaming.

By the way, the sound is off here (at work) so I don't know what they are saying, but I'm sure it is completely relevant to the issues that all the voters care about.