Thursday, April 29, 2010

You need this after a long night of beer and Taco Bell

I don't know what else I can say about this product. It pretty much speaks for itself.

This is perfect for any married couple. Look, it absorbs the smell of farts, what else do you need to keep your marriage alive? Nothing! I'd say 90% of failed marriages is due to the husband reeking up the bedroom. Sure, that is never put on the divorce decree, but deep down, you know it is true.

Since Mother's day is coming up, I think you need to buy the Better Marriage Blanket. It's the perfect gift for mom's nose!

Okay, I need to go eat some tacos...


Florinda said...

I don't think I want to know how you found this one. Words fail me, so this will be a short comment :-).

Dreamybee said...

"Makes a Great Gift for Anniversaries" ... yeeeeaaaah. I'd like to see the testimonials from the poor suckers who thought that was a good idea!

I feel like this could be a selling point for airlines if they handed these blankets out on planes. I know people who would pay extra for an odor-free flight.

Mike said...

Florinda: I heard about it on the radio. Today I saw it on a few other sites. I'm surprised I found it before them. :)

Dreamybee: Wait, it's not? Crap, there goes my 15th anniversary gift idea. :)

Dreamybee said...

You're welcome. :)